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PostSubject: programmer oh programmer..   Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:32 pm
Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer", anda perlu
pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian
hari.

Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang hamba Allah yang mengadu pada
mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang programmer setiap
hari..................

Suami: (Setelah balik lewat dari
pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri:
Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?


Suami: Bad command or filename.

Isteri:
Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang
beli!
Suami: Errorneous syntax.
Abort?

Isteri: Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat?
Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana
dia?
Suami: Variable not found...

Isteri:
Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. biar saya
pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami:
Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Isteri: Abang ni tak
sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan
la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami: Too many
parameters...

Isteri: Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai
suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami: Data type
mismatch.

Isteri: Abang nih memang betul-betul tak
berguna la.
Suami: It's by
Default.

Isteri: Macamana pula dengan gaji
abang?
Suami: File in use ... Try
later.

Isteri: Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi
abang sebagai isteri?
Suami: Unknown Virus.

moral:jgn pilih john ngan gen
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:41 pm
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:14 am
hahahahahaha..lawak2...
ckp bese pun gune term2 lam programming..hahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:45 pm
weh..org xpnggil programmer dh skrg.. 'solution developer' nme br tao..cun sket..hehe...
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:41 pm
hooooo...
yg penting igt moral dia tuh!
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:59 pm
slamat name aku xde. wahaha
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:05 pm
ape psai lak name ko xde? ko kn programmer..automatik dh la..hehe
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:33 pm
hahahahahah..
jauhkan diri anda dari programmer kalo xndak jd unknown virus!!
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:01 pm
waaahahahha klaka la ko bin
cian john ngn gen

abis klu pmpn yg programmer mcm mana??
pas2 klu programmer kwen ngn programmer cm mna???
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:29 pm
kalo kawen ngan wanita programmer a.k.a well..
makan virus masak lemak la..
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:47 pm
uish..sejak bile lak well nie programmer..

well nak jd suri rumah jek..hahahha..
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:02 pm
mlampau laa..
ade ke progrmer cen2..
xkn laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:45 pm
ubuntu rajin msk onion rings yg looping xputus2
susah nk mkn....
well ko reti ker msk virus msk lemak???nk2 rasa
well ader bkt jd suri rumah sepenuh masa ari 2 dier kemas rmh 2 ari berturut2
lntai umah dier licin kilat mcm cermin
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:53 pm
urghhh....bula.bile ko nak wat bubur utk aku..
nasib saper jd biini aku...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:36 pm
aku bt bubur worm cha ko nk x
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:39 am
spam goreng berlada
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:51 pm
hahaha..
cha ni nk gak rse bubur neb ni..
cha mai r cni..
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:36 am
ape lak bubur2 ni?
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:45 am
bubur worm
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:54 am
Programmer ni bkn luas ke mksdnye...
Boleh dlm IT, utk event or managemnt...
Programmer atau lbih mudah dsbut tukang program merupakan org yg membuat/mengurus/mencipta sesuatu program...
Kalaw la programer kawen ngan programmer...maka pasangan programmer pn akan jd ramai...hu3...
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:14 pm
incs..=klo yg tu bkn pnggil project manager ke?

bile programmer ramai, sA pn ramai..pastu pe jd?
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:21 pm
bumi jd crowded place tongue
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:31 pm
maka wujud lah gerai jus spam
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:46 pm
robin kurngkn spam...kan aku tmbh bar ko jdik 99..hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: programmer oh programmer..   Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:47 pm
kan best klu ade masak nasik lemak pkai sofware jeee....
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