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PostSubject: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm
Pada satu hari, si suami balik dari kerja dan mendapati si isteri tengah bergaduh besar dengan maid indonesianya. .. maka si suami dengan hati yg suci ingin lah jadi org PBB jap, nak tolong damaikan suasana.. maka bertanyalah si suami ngan suara yg lembut pada isterinya..Apa hal ni!!!!!
Yang... . kenapa bising2 ni"... ..jawap si isteri dgn nada marah... "ni hah!!!!! seluar dalam i hilang, tentu si Tuti(nama ni rekaan semata2) yang curi seluar dalam Gucci i yg mahal yg i beli kat Beijing tuhh!!! " Disambut pulak oleh si suami ... ." alahai Yang ni, takkan lah sebab hilang satu helai seluar dalam pun nak bising se kawasan perumahan. Dah, dah,nanti Abang belikan ganti yg lebih mahal dan seksi lagi... " Berkata lagi si isteri... "Tapi bang, kalu sehelai i tak sakit hati sangat, ni yang hilang tu , 10 helai tau... ... 10 helai!!! (sambil tunjuk jari sepuluhnya)" Maka terkejut beruklah si suami dengar berita ini, berpusing lah dia pada Tuti yg terkebil2 sejak tadi... dgn suara yg lebih lembut lagi ,si suami bertanya... ."betul ke Tuti, kamu yang curi seluar dalam mak encik kamu ? Ingat... .kamu mesti bercakap benar!!!" Si Tuti dengan muka yang ketakutan dan suara terketar2 yg pekat dgn pelat indonesianya pun menjawaplah. .. . " tapi... tapi... tapi... bapak kan tahu saya enggak pernah pakai seluar dalam!!!!! "
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:59 pm
wakakakaka...lawak2...hahaha...
nie jek yg boleh aku komen..huhu...
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:04 pm
owhhhh..
maknanya..
suami dia ada skandal ngan maid dia??

p/s-robin xbaper paham
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:07 pm
btul la tu..
kantoi r ngan bini.. kakakak~~
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:31 pm
hehe...bleh plak cmtu...
xleh ade maid gini..
hehehe..
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:17 pm
Best gok citer ni...rasa nak sambung plak. Leh la tokei kedai erk...
Sambungan citer ni....

Setelah beberapa kali berjaya mengintai suami dia buat @#@#@ dgn maid dia tu...si isteri ni pikir laaa camne nak kasi kantoi suami dia ni. sebab kalu tanya sah2 la dua-dua taknak mengaku. Suatu hari si isteri ni dapat laa idea yg teramat best ni bila dia bukak almari tengok spender dia banyak tu. Dia teringat yang maid tu dia tak pernah tengok basuh spender ahhahahha. Sah sah maid dia tu tak pakai spender. Jadi suatu hari time dekat2 suami dia nak balik kerja si isteri tu buat2 kecoh tentang kehilangan spender dia dengan tujuan mengkantoikan skandal suami dia dgn maid tu. hahhahaha pandainye isteri dia. Maka berjayalah beliau mengkantoikan keduanya. Nak dijadikan cerita suami dia pon mengambil sikap bertangungjawab dengan mengambil maid dia tu sebagai isteri muda dan siap tinggal sebumbung lagi tu...wakakakakaka....
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:11 pm
moral value die...nnt ambk lah maid yg tua cket
bru c suami xde skandal ngan maid
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:37 am
kalu suami de taste ngan org tua cane??
aahaha.. cinta antara usia la jwbnye .
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:05 pm
abis 2 sapa yg sbnrnyer curi spender gucci 2??
tikus??
lipas??
cicak???
semut??
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:41 pm
jiran nye~~
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:43 am
asl lak tbe2 jiran yg curi
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:14 pm
spender pun bleh ilang ker...ajaib btul...
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:11 am
sbb jiran nmpak spender bini dia lawa.
terus rembat~ tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:09 am
adoi ley lak cen2..
xpsl2 bmadu..
xmo xmo xmo
bermadu
tulunnnnnnnn xmo....
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:12 am
kite tau mane die sorok sepender die 2....hee..hee.. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:05 pm
Nebula yg curi kot..

nak brg branded jer..
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:23 am
share spender???
sama saiz ker??
ahakzz!!!
yo-hohohoo..
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:23 pm
*BuZzZzZ

klo da tau sais same, rapidshare je ah ! hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:28 pm
adeh..
geli ar nak share2 nih..
eden rela x pakai dari share!!
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PostSubject: Re: Ilang Spender Mahal   Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:32 am

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